There's a heat wave in Ohio, which means it is time to 'chill out' with Coffee News--Stow Edition ;-)))
"Trivia'
1)What do you call a person who studies caves?
2)In basketball slang, what is known as a "T"?
3)What is the center of an atom called?
4)How long can an Iguana stay under water?
5)What percentage of a raw apple is made up of water?
"What's Happening"
Relay For Life of Stow-Monroe Falls will take place June 2nd and 3rd. Akron General Health and Wellness Center-North. Teams are forming now! . . .
"Quotable Quotes"
"Joy is more divine than sorrow; for joy is bread, and sorrow is medicine."--Beecher
"If you can turn on someone's spirit passion by enlarging their frame of reference to encompass their life journey - against which they assess today's role on your team - you are moving them toward self-motivation."-- David R.J. Powell
'Happiness is to see the world in a grain of sand, and Heaven in a wild flower, to hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in a single hour." -- William Blake
"On the Lighter Side"
A pessimist is merely someone who recognizes that every silver lining is attached to a cloud.
And More Jokes from "JokesP"
Love those deadlines. Especially the sound they make when they go wooshing by.
When asked if the fishbowl needed fresh water, the little girl said, "No, the fish haven't drunk what's in it yet."
A smart girl is one who can tell if she is being bitten by a love bug or a louse.
Nothing improves one's driving like the sudden discovery that their license has expired.
Corn kernels propose marriage by popping the question.
Did you hear that Willie Nelson got hit by a car? We was playing on the road again.
One test of intelligence might be to take everything out of the medicine cabinet and identify it.
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined.2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds,"They're Democrat puppies, Mr. President." Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're Republican puppies."The president looks puzzled and says, "Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat puppies." The man smiles and says, "Yesterday, they were. But today, they have their eyes open!
"Trivia Answers"
1)Speleologist. 2) Technical foul. 3) Nucleus. 4)28 minutes. 5)84%
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